Mohammed skips day in court for Bradford rape

(England) Last August, 20-year-old Dawood Mohammed decided that having had enough of jerking off to pictures of sheep, goats and cows, he felt that the time was right to experience what only a real woman could give him. So off he went into the midst of the night and came across a lady of the night outside Harp of Erin pub. Here he attacked her, throwing her to the ground where he raped her, after which he robbed her off her only possession: a corkscrew. Police were called and Mohammed was arrested, his victim ID’d him, which was substantiated by the DNA and which resulted in this case having its day in court this past week.

Unfortunately, Mohammed has been deemed as mentally unfit (should that not be mentally inadequate?) to attend court, so the jurors must decide if he did or did not commit the acts charged against him.

What is it with all these loons who go out and carry out crimes and then use the ‘I’m not a full shilling’ excuse as a get out of jail card?