Sheikh Omar "I hate the British" Bakri Mohammad wants to claim asylum in... Britain

(Beirut)  Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammad is a nasty piece of work. Born into a rich family in Syria, he left when the anchorites there wanted to have a chat with him about his membership in the Muslim Brotherhood. He then buggered off to Lebanon, which he left 2 years later, moving to Egypt after the police wanted him for upsetting them with his... Jihadist views. Then he relocated to Saudi Arabia where he was arrested for his... Jihadist views, and in 1986 he moved to the... UK and claimed political asylum.

Unlike pure Islamic countries, the UK is a soft spot for radical Muslims, and once he signed on for benefits, he started his Jiadist activities with comments such as:

He formed the toxic Al-Muhajiroun group which has been instrumental in indoctrinating so many Muslims in the UK, who have gone onto bigger things, beheading a soldier in London, going off to fight in Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Somalia. When fingered by the police, this despicable arsehole played the human rights angle and as such the UK has been unable to deport this racist rabble rouser.

Then the London bombings in July 2005 transpired and, fearing that the British would link him to this, he upped sticks and buggered off to Lebanon, and once there, he stuck the finger up at London, claiming he would never go back. From his new home in Lebanon, he continued his anti-British tirades. However, when Israel hit Lebanon in 2006 and the Royal Navy sent a ship to pick up British nationals, old Mohammed was turned away by armed sailors when he tried to board, claiming he should be allowed to return to the UK on humanitarian grounds.

Well, he lived through that, and continued to present his vision of an Islamic utopia in the West by coming out with statements such as:

"We don't make a distinction between civilians and non-civilians, innocents and non-innocents. Only between Muslims and unbelievers. And the life of an unbeliever has no value. It has no sanctity."

Well, even the Lebanese have had enough of him and this year he was arrested and thrown in jail. His family of benefit scroungers, still in the UK, wants the UK to have him back and they say that he has suffered systematic torture while in custody at a maximum security prison. The family says he should be allowed back into Britain on "humanitarian grounds" as his health has deteriorated and he's no longer able to walk.

Thankfully, the UK government has replied, and the answer is:

"Omar Bakri Mohammad was permanently excluded from the UK in 2005 on the grounds that his presence is not conducive to the public good.

As Omar Bakri Mohammad is excluded from the UK, he will be unable to make a claim for asylum."

How about all his scrounging family bugger off to real Islamic country and take their rabid father with them? Iraq looks good at the moment.